We are six men who bowl because it’s cheaper than therapy and socially acceptable to drink cheap beer on a weeknight.

We own our shoes.
We own our balls.
We own absolutely none of our bad frames.

Strikes are skill. Misses are lane conditions. Any evidence to the contrary will be ignored.

We’re not here to impress anyone—we’re here to throw heavy objects, talk trash, and forget our age until our knees remind us otherwise.

Say hi if you want. Just don’t stand in our line of sight or question our scoring.