the team

The Subaru Counsel
Team lawyer. Drives a Subaru. Objects loudly to lane conditions and anything that counts as his fault.

The Golden Retriever
Universally liked. Encouraging to a fault. Apologizes after throwing strikes.

Ball Wiper Extraordinaire
Owns multiple balls. Brings swagger with the maturity of a 12-YEAR-OLD. Celebrates like he just won the PBA while everyone else waits.

The Lifelong Veteran
Has bowled since before it was cool. And before it was uncool. Reminds us constantly.

The Permanent Substitute
Listed as a sub. Talks like a founding member. Deeply offended by the label.

The Emergency Guy’s Guy
Also a sub. Shows up, rolls solid, drinks beer, asks no questions. Absolute pro.